What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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