okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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