I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel