matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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