do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
