he shaved USA in his pubs
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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