So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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