i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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