Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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