I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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