Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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