I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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