I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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