You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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