So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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