I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
My cat gives me a boner
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
How external is "for external use only"?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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