so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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