FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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