you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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