Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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