Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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