Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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