She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
if i died would you start the facebook group?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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