New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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