Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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