i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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