If you die in college, do you die in real life?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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