how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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