we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I believe in your delicious
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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