normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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