i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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