:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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