I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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