So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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