His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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