i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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