i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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