Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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