he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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