Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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