i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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