No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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