dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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