Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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