Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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