Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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