Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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