My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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