Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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