I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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