I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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