Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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