: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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