elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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