i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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