We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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