Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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